August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
6 posts
I’m not like most girls.
– Most girls (via p00ppoopp00p)
Life's too short for the wrong job. →
I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...
– Audrey Hepburn
And so I'm (sway)back.
August 2010
2 posts
Thought-provoking!
July 2010
2 posts
The spirit of a warrior is not geared to indulging ang complaining, nor is it...
– Carlos Castaneda
May 2010
2 posts
I think I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and...
– Walt Whitman
Boss: Do you ever have plans of marrying someday?
Officemate: Yes, sir.
Boss: Oh, I thought you're the only wise man here.
October 2009
5 posts
It’s easy to fake a smile.
– B’s daily dose of bubble bursting, don’t-trust-anybody edition
Architecture for Humanity Launches Typhoon Ketsana... →
Thank you for posting this. Pro bono services from design professionals can be extended here as well.
pinoytumblr:
We are starting an appeal for transitional and permanent reconstruction of areas affected. Please note this funding will be focused on longer term recovery not emergency relief.
(also from here)
September 2009
11 posts
ZOMG
…that means I have 135 days of singlehood left!
Money is only money, beans tonight and steak tomorrow. So long as you can look...
– Meridel Le Sueur
Depression is so boring
spareunderthemat:
willmccloud:
let’s live excitedly, happily, thankful that we are still living and therefore can change our circumstances. We have a lot of opportunity, let’s not forget that there is a lot of beautiful shit in this world. How can I ever feel sad when I know that waterfalls exist? And the fact that someone somewhere is having a pancake breakfast right now. There are beaches...
Sint sane superbi: quid id ad nos attinet? Idne irascimini, siquis est superbior...
– Cato, quoted by Superfluidity. “So let them be arrogant: what does it matter to us? Or is it infuriating if someone is more arrogant than we?” (via mills)
Skyscrapers and slavery. I have no words.
Summer at the Desert II
A construction laborer’s wage here averages to 520 dirhams per month. Given the cost of living here, that is like next to nothing. Start converting and prepare to be disgusted.
Boss: No water supply in the toilet.
Me: No laborers showed up today. Strike day one.
Boss: No coffee served, too.
Me: I think this AC is not working, it's too warm.
Boss: Where are the others?
Me: They can't come, there's a riot last night at their accommodation grounds. Police barricaded the area this morning.
(Lights went off. Power shuts down.)
Boss: Good morning!
Me: Good morning!
August 2009
4 posts
Get up and start all over again.
So that's part of my role as the only girl in the...
To answer all the men’s burning questions about the fertility chart.
Okay.
July 2009
27 posts
You met me at a very strange time in my life.
– Fight Club
I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going...
– Bugs Bunny
When in doubt, overdress.
– Vivienne Westwood
Le Spose Di Gio →
I don’t need foot-tall stacks of magazines at all.
We are all well-rounded, mature individuals...
Girl Employee screamed at Boy Employee during work. Boy employee went to the parking lot after and made long, deep scratches at Girl Employee’s car’s passenger side door. Tomorrow is an exciting day.
Adriel, read this and I believe you will... →
highlow:
Note: I don’t consider introversion a condition.
I am Sway, and I am an introvert. The last two sentences of this article, five stars.
For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who...
– Isabel Allende
50 Examples of Vintage Typography →
If I were a boy,
my name would be Marcus.
A conversation between new roommates
Me: G'morning.
Al: Good morning. Hey...
Me: Yeah?
Al: Do you believe in aliens?
Me: Yes.
Al: You do?! I do too!
Me: Yes, I do.... Hey, I have to go. See you later!
Al: Later!