• Tue Sep 1∞
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  1. Boss: No water supply in the toilet.
  2. Me: No laborers showed up today. Strike day one.
  3. Boss: No coffee served, too.
  4. Me: I think this AC is not working, it's too warm.
  5. Boss: Where are the others?
  6. Me: They can't come, there's a riot last night at their accommodation grounds. Police barricaded the area this morning.
  7. (Lights went off. Power shuts down.)
  8. Boss: Good morning!
  9. Me: Good morning!

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  • Sun Aug 30∞
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Get up and start all over again.


  • Sat Aug 29∞

Yes, I know a cafe open during daytime Ramadan. Yes, it has the best carrot cake ever. Yes, you will come across a douchebag every now and then there.


  • Sun Aug 23∞
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B led me to the top of a zigurrat-like structure.

“What’s this place for?”

“…this is where beheadings took place.”

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  • Tue Aug 18∞
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So that's part of my role as the only girl in the engineering team.

To answer all the men’s burning questions about the fertility chart.

Okay.

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This is for real, they sell new magazines here with ugly marker cover ups.

avni:

Sorry Brüno but your arse ist too hot for Dubai. But no worries! The real deal is always out there!

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  • Mon Jul 27∞
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You met me at a very strange time in my life.

Fight Club

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  • Fri Jul 24∞

Binta chair by Philippe Bestenheider


  • Thu Jul 23∞

Start the day right by not freaking out at the morning papers.


  • Thu Jul 23∞
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I like dead end signs. They have the decency to let you know you’re going nowhere.

Bugs Bunny

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  • Wed Jul 22∞
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When in doubt, overdress.

Vivienne Westwood


  • Wed Jul 22∞
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Side A’s Sana Naman

I played this and every living soul in the room sang wholeheartedly. Haha!


  • Wed Jul 22∞
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∞ Le Spose Di Gio

I don’t need foot-tall stacks of magazines at all.


  • Wed Jul 22∞
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We are all well-rounded, mature individuals working in this project.

Girl Employee screamed at Boy Employee during work. Boy employee went to the parking lot after and made long, deep scratches at Girl Employee’s  car’s passenger side door. Tomorrow is an exciting day.

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∞ Adriel, read this and I believe you will understand me better.

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Note: I don’t consider introversion a condition.
I am Sway, and I am an introvert. The last two sentences of this article, five stars.

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